Father's Day just isn't Father's Day without Dad Jokes. I asked a group of friends to share their favorite Dad Jokes and here they are. Please feel free to send me you own Dad Jokes and I'll plug them into this post.
- My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex....They're his watch dogs
- I lost 25% of my roof last night.........Oof
- What does a baby computer call its father?.......Data
- When does a regular joke become a dad joke.......When it becomes apparent
- What's a lawyer's favorite drink?......Subpoena Colada
- Singing in the Shower is all fine and dandy until you get soap in your mouth......Then it's a soap opera
- What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday of course, the rest are weak days
- I have a fear of elevators, so I took steps to avoid it
- What's the leading cause of dry skin?......Towels
- I named my horse Mayo......Mayo Nays
- I have a fear of speed bumps.......I'm slowly getting over it
- Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?.....Great food but no atmosphere
- What do you call a wizard who is bad at football?.......Fumbledoor
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?......A gummy bear
- Inflation is getting out of control, but that's just my five cents
- Last but not least.....drumroll please......I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day joke was? He said, "You"!
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